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Do you ever like miss old friends because they were fun but then you are like wait why do I miss someone who is selfish, backstabbing and manipulating oh yeah

xwatchmerise:

merosse:

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

This is the best post I’ve ever read

ultralorde:

what does ilysm mean??? i like your sick memes????

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014)

maclonna:

on your man’s dick like

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(Source: booche)

pocketsext:

cinderella by day

sinderella by night 

kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

(Source: fairyprincessroxy)

wasb0rnbackwards:

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

My mom thought I sold my dog for weed when he went missing for an hour

free-universe:

when my parents and teachers think i’m a nice kid

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