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ostracizedpoodle:

who am i shaving for

rabioheab:

are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth 

christiuhn:

walrus-maximus:

dareva:

when fans of a thing make you dislike a thing

dr. who… supernatural… sherlock…

^yup

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: adorablebadass)

proctalgia:

giving advice to friends like

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hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway trough 2014 and still haven’t achieved shit

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hollowfawn:

accidentally calls ur dad bae 

(Source: blxckfawn)

jaclcfrost:

inside jokes are so amazing and powerful like you can say one word one fucking word and have a person on the floor laughing or glaring at you while saying your name in complete exasperation while everyone else is just utterly confused

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: bound2014)