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jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

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Be careful who you vent to.

Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)

(Source: itsthelesbiana)

  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

420doorcinemaclub:

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

tarntino:

i feel if i don’t watch a new movie every day i’ve wasted a day

jayzpenney:

*likes your answered ask but not in an “I sent that” way*

I wish I would notice that I’m putting on weight instead of noticing when I’ve put on two stone fucking fat bitch I’m so angry at myself

mormondad:

Why do other ppl have my name wtf

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: lilveganmami)